Mark Zuckerberg is Giving me $500,000 Compensation!

It Started with a Friend Request

Had a Friend Request today from John Glen Henderson – Said ok as he looked oldish and respectable.  On his Facebook page it said he came from Menlo and I have been there it’s in Silicon Valley California.

Then he messaged me :-

hello..how you doing today???

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Menlo, one of the few places in America I have stayed, Mountain ?. Nice to meet you John.

My name is John glen henderson by name, I am from Menlo Park, CA, United States of America ,And I work for Facebook Headquarters and you ?

I’m Jim Hollands, I run three small local magazines in Sussex and Kent England.

that good – I was asked to contact you by the Facebook C.E.O Mr Mark Zuckerberg and he ask me to pass to you some good news.

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They have a Mermaid Inn in Menlo, I wrote an article mentioning it as we have the famous Mermaid Inn at Rye. (I said this before the ‘Zuckerberg’ name was mentioned.

ok Sounds interesting

Before i proceed i will like to know if you have heard or been informed about the ongoing Facebook compensation Promo going on ?

The word ‘compensation’ always makes me suspicious –

I want you to know that online Facebook draws was conducted by a random selection of emails,you were picked by an advanced automated random computer search from the Facebook organization in other to claim your$500.000.00

Sounds good – Just pay it into my Facebook advertising account

This is John Glen
This is John Glen Henderson

 

The Facebook organization compensation program which is a new innovation by Facebook, is aimed at saying a big thank you to all our users for making Facebook their number one means to connect, communicate, relate and hook up with their families and friends over the years.

This will make a great story for our magazines – Will Mark himself be presenting the cheque?

Good ..So all you need to do is for you to follow my instruction’s that will be giving to you is that understood ..? ok hello..are you there?? I want you to know that we have two way our lucky winners receive there wining prize and you have to choose one of the option and get back to us so that we can process on it … 1, ATM CARD (delivery) 2, CHECK (delivery) you are advise to choose anyone of this process now ..

Can I come and collect?

We have two different process all lucky winner get there winnings without any conflicts .. 1. All winners are to come over to the Facebook Headquarters at the claiming department at Menlo Park Way CA . and claim there winning with a valid i.d card .. 2. Winners can also get the winning prize at there hand through a delivery diplomat ..i.e your winning will be delivered to your home at your door step through fedex or a courier delivery diplomat … you are advise to choose anyone of this process now ..

A Cheque from Mr. Zuckenberg would be fine

We have two different process all lucky winner get there winnings without any conflicts .. 1. All winners are to come over to the Facebook Headquarters at the claiming department at Menlo Park Way CA . and claim there winning with a valid i.d card .. 2. Winners can also get the winning prize at there hand through a delivery diplomat ..i.e your winning will be delivered to your home at your door step through fedex or a courier delivery diplomat … you are advise to choose anyone of this process now .

I have chosen – I will come to Mountain View, see my friends there and collect my cheque from Mr Zuckenberg, it will be good publicity for him, you and me. Is this agreed?

okay

Thank You – Have a good day.

okay

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So there you are. Mr Zuckenberg himself will hand me my cheque for $500,000 – I hope he can afford it, because, according to  John Glen Henderson, who works for Facebook Headquarters, there were several lucky winners!

This is a “Rye’s Own” Bulletin on Monday 12 October 2015 – The day we became $500,000 richer -or not!

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